act six
- [S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.
- [S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.
- [S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
- [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.
- [S] END OF ACT SIX INTERMISSION 1
- [S] [A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown.
- [S] Jane: Get mail.
- [S] ACT 6
act five
Fighting Chance
And then they went and got ice cream and decided a boy wasn’t worth ruining their friendship over. The end!!!!
Dammit Jane, stop making me feel bad for shipping Jake/Dirk >8’I
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
ASK KARKAT’S VOICE.
I’M SERIOUSLY GETTING SICK OF SO MANY ASK PAGES THAT ARE JUST DOING EVERYTHING WRONG. I’M GOING TO CHANGE THE PARADIGM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I’M ACTUALLY GETTING MYSELF INTO BY DOING THIS. THIS IS PROBABLY A STUPID IDEA ON MY PART. OH WELL. ASK AWAY, DICKWADS. I’LL FIND ONES WORTH ACTUALLY CHURNING THROUGH MY THINK-PAN AND GET BACK TO ANSWERING THEM IN A BATCH IN LIKE A DAY OR SOMETHING.
KARKATOLOGY.
Okay so hear me out. For one I don’t care who you ship. Let’s make that clear. You pair Jane/Jake, awesome that’s adorable. You ship Jake/Dirk? Sweet that’s cool too. Brobot (who seems to have exploded….)/Jake, Shades/jake, Shades/Roxy, Mysterious blue troll/Jake, ect, ect.
I don’t care. Do…
HELLO NERDS. LOOK AT YOUR FANDOM. NOW BACK TO MINE. NOW BACK TO YOUR FANDOM. NOW BACK TO MINE! SADLY, YOURS ISN’T MINE. BUT IF YOU STOPPED SHITTING THE BED ABOUT HETALIA AND READ HOMESTUCK YOURS COULD BE MINE. LOOK DOWN, BACK UP. WHERE ARE YOU? YOU’RE ON A METEOR, WITH THE TROLLS YOUR FRIENDS COULD COSPLAY LIKE. WHAT’S THAT IN YOUR HAND? I’VE GOT IT. IT’S A BETA, TO A GAME CALLED SBURB. LOOK AGAIN. THE BETA IS NOW DIAMOND GRIST! ANYONE CAN DIE WHEN YOU READ HOMESTUCK. I’M ON A HOOFBEAST.
